Most of these words existed already, but I was the first to arrange them in this exact order. Fewer commas than Proust, more fun than King Lear, easier to read than Moby Dick and Ulysses combined. Paper or cloth versions for the same desperately low price. Hardcover has a few more more things written on the jacket-flaps and is better for shimming an uneven recliner. Paperback is the exact same book only bendier.